"Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it. Well, shit, if you believe that then I'll kill you. You know why? 'Cause I'm a criminal"

"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus. Heal this child, help us destroy these demons. Oh, and please send me a brand new car, and a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"

"Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher, You can't reach me, my mom can't neither. You can't teach me a goddamn thing"

"These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind"

"I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed, but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?"

"I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him"

"And if it's not a rapper that I make it as, I'mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask"

"My mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed. The baby came out disfigured, ligaments indeed. It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she, don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me"

"I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital, lost, stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls. I light a candle and place it up on the mantel, grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle"